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Good to be on the funny side to relieve stress. When it comes to survival, the Japanese have proven to be capable.
I have this wild idea about how to artificially inseminate Japanese women with tens of millions of Otani’s kids, but Youtube won’t let me share it. Youtube hates Japan and doesn’t want to see Japan becoming great again.
Exactly. See, with all this data it makes any Japanese “nationalist” look terribly silly. With the decades-long declining birth rate and marriage rate, each Japanese nationalist will have to make 15 babies each. And that’s just not gonna happen. They’re barely even dating. It’s a joke.
Americans Who Don’t Follow Baseball:
「オオタニって誰ですか?全然知らない奴じゃんw」
Ohtani you must become the new Genghis Khan for Japan and repopulate the island. You have the Japanese gigachad genetics, it’s up to you (笑)
The Dodgers are awesome man. Rockies are cool too. Baseball is so cool. Everyone wants to play! Athletes have to be careful with sex health. They are “jocks”.